"I know the doctor's booked, any chance you can squeeze us in?"
"Here, honey, look at this/try this/hold this/eat this/step on this/move this!"
"I'm going to ask for more PT, OT and ST at the IEP."
"What do you mean you can't give him any more PT, OT and ST?"
"You DID IT, honey!!!"
"What do you mean our insurance doesn't cover any more therapies?"
"Oh. My. God. My head is going to explode."
"He's delayed, but he's coming along!"
"We need a corner table in a quiet part of the restaurant, please."
"Please stop kicking the table with your knees!"
"Please stop whacking the table!"
"DON'T THROW THAT BREAD ROLL!"
"Yes, I did most of the therapy exercises you recommended!"
"He's pretty easy to babysit!"
"There was a significant infarct but it did not affect the basal ganglia, it was mostly in the parietal, occipital and parietal lobes. The brain stem was spared."
"NICE TRY, honey!!!"
"What kind of toy/therapy/app is that? Does it work?"
"Did he just say that word? I think he said that word. Didn't he?"
"Let me speak with your supervisor."
"I know an amazing pediatric neurologist!"
"Of course he's bright."
"TRY IT AGAIN, honey!!!"
"I'm calling about a refill for my child's prescription."
"I know you can do that, and I'm not doing it for you!"
"I need an aspirin."
"I need Xanax."
"I need a nap."
"A sensory gym's opening up near us? Psych!"
"Oops! Forgot to fill out that form."
"You are supposed to be using the iPad for the speech app, not YouTube!"
"Is it possible to die from filling out too many forms?"
"I can't find any shoes that fit his braces!"
"GOOD JOB, honey!!!"
"He gets a little wigged out by noise."
