1. "Got a light?"
2. "Those jeans make your butt look big."
3. "I'll take everything purple in this store. Charge it."
4. "Hey, babe, wanna see my Lightning McQueen underwear?"
5. "My mom can beat up your mom."
6. "I like my scotch on the rocks, thanks."
7. "Hand over all your cash and nobody gets hurt."
8. "If you think this iPad is cool, you oughta see my Rolls Royce."
9. "Book me on the next flight to Disney World, then call my mom and tell her where I am."
10. "Snooki, will you marry me?"
