• One purple candle: check.
• One container Smucker's Grape Jelly: check.
• One walking cane with lots of purple (small): check.
• One walking cane with lots of purple (large): check.
• One Crayola purple toothbrush: check.
• One purple pashmina scarf: check.
• One purple-tubed CVS Color Protect Moisturizing Conditioner: check.
• One pack purple birthday candles: check.
• One stand-off at the checkout counter about what Max could and couldn't get: CHECK.
At least we didn't come home with the canes.
And now, a public service announcement: I am getting the heck off of Blogspot and moving to www.lovethatmax.com, so you can start visiting there. Bookmark it, change your feed subscription, alert the authorities, etc.
