Monday Morning Confessional: A word from Brad Pitt

Hi there. Ellen lined up some guest posters while she's on vacation, and I was psyched to help. I knew Ellen way back when, before Jen.

Related:Monday Morning Confessional: So, this woman walks into her boss's office with spaghetti on her shirt...

I haven't yet told anyone this, but Ellen dumped me. I still think about her.

You know, I missed her post about how many kids to have, but I say the more, the merrier! Six is great!

Related:Monday Morning Confessional: A word from Brad Pitt

Ellen's really a babe. And smart. And cool. Angie's almost as amazing as she is.

Related:Monday Morning Confessional: My uncool self

I'm not sure why Ellen dumped me. I mean, come on, what does Dave have over me?

Related:Monday Morning Confessional: What are you feeling guilty about?

OK, later.

—Brad